All Americans, Larry Flynt, publisher of Hustler Magazine, and Joe Francis, CEO of Girls Gone Wild, are Requesting a federal Bail OUT!
Statement from Mr. Flynt: "People are too depressed to be sexually active... This is very unhealthy as a nation... Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex... With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."
And this fool IS serious. Though, I may agree with his view on feeding a sexual appetite, I TOTALLY disagree that the answer is to give a crippled pervert a Billion Dollars.
OR even worse to give a convicted pervert, who just got out of jail recently, and who is currently awaiting federal trial for tax evasion, a Billion Dollars - wonder what he'll do with the money?
Lets be honest, this aint even news; But these two are right. Porn, I mean, the Adult Entertainment Industry, is just as American as thieving banks, predatory financial lenders, unenvironmental auto makers, and APPLE PIE. If your looking for a "stimulated package" they can deliver. Imagine how much more employment oppotunities would become available for people like...
The Flavor of Love Girls
The Rock of Love Girls
Rap Video Hoes
The Banks and Financial Institutions were bailed out to lossen credit; And the Auto Industry was bailed out because they suck.
Why not offer they same deal to the industry that known for being loose and sucking?