I can NOT stand it when someone ask me that, now, dumb ass question after every statement I make.
Why is that saying this is even "hip" or "cool"?
I know a lot of you out there are guilty of falling victim to the effervescent phrase. Its something about the simple dimwittedness of such a ridiculous epithet that makes you seemingly cool - Are you serious?
Now I'm asking the question.
It can be the most heartstaking conversation and saying the phrase, that pays, makes you a complete and total JACKASS. I can be talking about a person that just died.
ME: AYE! Y'know old dude, Chris, just got shot. Yeah, he died yesterday.
YOU: ARE YOU SERIOUS
ME: Naw, i just like to make up stories about people dying
Its not even a question anymore. All that statement means, to me, is that you not really caring or paying attention to what the Hell I'm saying.
"Fool I just told you someone died and ALL you can say is, "ARE YOU SERIOUS"
WILL YOU GET SERIOUS!!!!
We got People 40-50 years old saying the ish. Its so simple! You dont even have to pay attention just wait for the other person to stop breathing and say, ARE YOU SERIOUS.
ME: I just paid $1.50 for gas.
YOU: ARE YOU SERIOUS
ME: STFU!!! you unattentive douche!
I mean, valley girls, punk rockers, gothic folk, and every other echelon of society are part of the frenzy.
The most disturbing part is that if you say it and you are really asking the question....
PEOPLE THINK YOU JUST SAYING IT TO BE COOL!!!
YOU: Someone just broke in your car and stole your stereo system
ME: What?... they just.... are you serious?
Then you start laughing. WHAT!?!?!?!?
I'm like, my car just got broken into an the only witness IS A RETARD.
ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!
Look, yall got me saying it now.
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